怨靈

最近接到了這樣的翻譯工作 ：將華語教學軟體的程式指令翻譯成英文。
因此，常令我們火冒三丈的程式指令，如：

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親愛的客戶，產品的寬限使用次數已經超過n次
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這樣的文字, 變成了我吃飯的代價之一。

(幸虧我最近不太吃飯了。 我正處於戒菸與斷食的雙重肉體考驗中。 難道希望透過這樣的鍛鍊可以提高什麼精神層次嗎？少來了。心物二元論都是胡扯。只是沒有胃口罷了。)

我跟朋友說過：
我們的社會中　你所看到的　摸到的　用到的　賴以維生的　都是...
無以量度的眾人的　巨大無聊　積累而成的產物。


而溫馴
良善的我 (呵)
只好將自己的口味調適成
嗜食無聊者

就算再無味的麥麩
咀嚼再三　
也會有點粗糙平淡的味道
我們可以把它解釋成：樸實無華的　有益健康的美妙滋味...


而我
如幽靈
潛伏在網路線後。

由自找的恥辱轉化而成的
怨毒恨意
點滴聚累
無處發洩...


當然這恨意
不只是因為工作...




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